Fifth Third Securities - Benjamin Miller

Friendly staff always clean and organized. Very helpful staff
Mar 16th, 2024

I write this review not as a member of your bank, but as a citizen of this great city. Sometime last week while driving past your establishment from the Waffle House, I heard what sounded like animal shrieks. Curious, in spite of the snowy conditions, I rolled down my window to get a better sound and sight. After seconds of looking around I noticed it. Perched upon the roof of your building I saw in amazement and wonder an owl. For minutes I marveled at the beautiful creature, having never witnessed one just sitting out in the open. I even took photos and videos to post on social media for everyone else to see. It was the highlight my year thus far. It wasnt until the next day while out in the daylight that while driving past the bank I looked over fondly remembering the night before that I saw the owl again. Curiously I pulled into the parking lot and got out of my car. To my surprise and HORROR I realized this owl was not real. How could this be? I circled the building in confusion only for my confusion to grow upon discovering an identical fake owl on the other side! I was duped. I was forced to remove the photos and videos from my social media pages. I explained and apologized to friends and family for being mistaken and getting their hopes up too that such wonder could exist in our very city. They now think I am nothing but a dumb hick. They told that to me at a dinner! It was the single most embarrassing moment of my life and I once was beat up by a man who had a mustache and was wearing spandex! As I mentioned, Im not a member of your bank. I dont wish anyone to get in trouble or your reviews to go down. Therefore I will not give you a bad star rating, but do not mistake it for me being pleased. Sincerely, a broken man.
Jan 15th, 2024

Drake was awesome
Dec 31st, 2023

Great Bank and Staff!
Sep 23rd, 2023

They are theives. Keep stealing money from my elderly mothers account.
Sep 7th, 2023