SpringHill Suites by Marriott Naples

The location is quiet. The rooms are decent but ours smelled like mildew. The big complain I have is the low cost toilet paper... For my first use, I folded it 4 times like I normally would, but it was so thin it broke, at which point I realized I had fingered myself. That's right! No kiss, no fancy dinner, just my middle finger up my butt in a cold bathroom in a highway hotel. The feeling of shame was soon replaced with regret as I considered better things within arms reach to do the job. Even my wife's loofah looked like it could do a better job than the stuff you guys supply. I spent the next few minutes in the saddest bathroom scene since Oscar Pistorius; debating if it was better to just roll over into the tub and have at it with the water spout... A few more minutes passed, the anger subsided, and I made a second attempt. At that time I wrapped it around my hand 12-15 times to prevent me from molesting myself a second time, later realizing I was going to need scissors and a surgeon to get the tight hand cast off my hand. You can do better SpringHill Suites
Apr 9th, 2024

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Feb 17th, 2024

Very nice, clean. Front desk and dining room staff were very helpful and kind.
Jan 30th, 2024

Jan 27th, 2024