Chipotle Mexican Grill

Earlier today ma gurl and I were fixin to munch so we decided to mosey our way on over to our local Chipotle. Ma gurl and I will do anything for our munch and we trekked long and hard through the Chicagoland snow and our muscles were feeling depleted leaving us ready to refuel on plant based subtatutes. Ma gurl and I dont particularly enjoy gnawing on the muscles of dead livestock- its just not our cup of tea. This is important for later in the story. When we got up to order we were greeted by the rudest young man I have ever met. At first, I immediately thought- OMG HUSBAND! He was so cute so I asked him if he would like to join me for a concert later this year for my favorite artist- SOMO. He said he was unfamiliar with his music (liar) and asked me if I wanted a bowl or a burrito. I dont know what hurt me more the fact that my date idea was so quickly rejected or that he couldnt tell I was a burrito woman off the bat. It gets worse after I requested sofritas for my protein. I couldnt wait much longer before insults began to bombard my eardrums. Im sorry as a paying customer I dont care to hear for the worker to attempt to persuade me to eat the flesh of a living being. I quickly snapped back I dont eat meat you jerkwad and moved on. Thank god the worker changed because that girl loaded me up. Stuffed for days. After receiving my burrito and cup for water I made a pit stop at the fountain machines to fill up. When I pressed the button I couldnt stop the Fanta from coming out. Its as if god transformed the water into Fanta. I was rather worried as my cup uncontrollably filled with Fanta because a cop was right behind me and I did not want him to think I was stealing! When ma gurl and I sat down for our first bites we couldnt contain ourselves it was so good. Im usually a pretty vocal eater but today was different- I dont know if it was the long hard work we put in or the long hard work put in by the employees! I scarfed down my burrito as quick as possible before escaping to the little girls room to lay a log. Those sofritas really speed things up down there so Im glad the bathroom was up to my preferred level of cleanliness. After, I wanted to top off my water and made one final pit stop but the same weird thing happened with the Fanta. I went to try it and couldnt hold back my bodys physical response to this nectar of the gods. I let out a loud groan after my sip to alert the restaurant of my satisfaction. Man do I love Fanta.
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The guy tonight nailed our request. Made it a point to show he was listening to my daughter and I. Great dinner, thank you!
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